Today on the bus taylor swift was playing and it was trouble or whatever and my friend who actually likes taylor swift was singing along happily and whatever
and then it gets to the “cold hard ground” part
and the entire bus screams like the goat video
and it was the most syncronized thing ive ever seen a group of teenagers do that wasnt planned
canada has money that’s scented like maple syrup
if you scratch the little maple leaf it smells like maple syrup, i’m not even shitting you
we have scratch and sniff money
if you scratch american money you can smell strippers vaginas
Don’t forget the cocaine
Does it ever just freak you out that you can just do things?
I could walk out into this storm right now and never come home
I could eat a whole cake by myself if I wanted to
I could kiss a stranger on the street
The only things stopping me are the consequences, but if I weren’t aware of them I could do these things anyway.
YES EXACTLY ALL THE TIME